I could quote a Matchbox 20 song right now, but they're one of the worst bands ever, so fuck 'em.

Why am I still up at 4:30 am? Because I can I guess. I was ready to fall asleep at midnight. Then this fucking computer sucked me in. It's crashed on me 3 times now. I should have taken the first crash as a sign to turn the fucking thing off for good. Nothing like a good ol' error type 11, with that cute little bomb icon to make yr night. It's like yr Mac is saying "Oh oopsie-dwaisy, sometwings wong and I don't know what is is. So sowwy." How cute. Farg.

It's funny how loopy one gets when they stay up five hours past their bedtime, staring at a computer, after having stared at a computer for most of the day.

The fish are frying.
The birds are jumping.
Let's all get high on paint fumes.
I like kumquats. Raw.
Yeah baby I like it raw.
I'm the ol dirty bastard motherfucker.
Satan is a pussy.
Fuck you Mr. Dumptruck I'll clean your clock.
Fire in the hole.
F13 print screen F14 scroll lock F15 pause
F-16 is a fighter plane zoom zoom vroom vroom rat a tat tat



Christ. I'm not even drunk. Where does this shit come from? Gonna smoke a cigarette and go the fuck to bed. G'night.

Friends don't let friends get sleep dep. Unless they want it, of course.