Ed + too much caffeine = this:

[p0tat0es]

I am Ubergeek, hear me roar. I heart ASCII. I like chocolate milk. I shoot to thrill. I live in fear of being eaten by sharks. I have a lazy eye. I'm a Seatown Baller. I do not like to have sex with inanimate objects. I can recite the Greek alphabet, but I can't write it. I am not blond. I will turn that frown upside down. I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day. I am tense. I prefer corn to peas. I liked The Transformers when I was little. Still do now, to some extent. I was a teenage rock & roll machine. I have never worn spandex bike shorts. I said "Kiss me, you are beautiful; these are truly the last days". I ain't one a dem fi'-dolla-anna-packa-smokes kinda hoes. I'm respectable. My anti-drug is SATAN!