Message from Martin of Mogwai to an unknown assailant:

[p0tat0es]

this is a wee message to the bawbag that stole our robocop at the brighton show on the last british tour that wee did. you are a fanny. we canny play superheroes of bmx because of your theivery you fucking tit, give it back! i have friends in brighton who will hunt you down you cunt. do yourself a favour and send it to the po box and save yourself a lifetime of pain and suffering. wank

I like these guys. A lot. Even more now that I know they're Glasgow Celtic fans too.