I have seen the face of Evil
Jun. 7th, 2001 09:22 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
p0tat0esAnd it's name is Pancho Villa.
Yes, as in Pancho Villa brand tequila.
Now, normally I wouldn't touch the shiz with a long stick, much less put it to my lips. But last night I asked Suzette to make me a drink with creme de cassis in it. What I got was a Diablo - cassis, lime juice, tequila, and ginger ale. And you know what? It actually tasted pretty good. So I had a few of them.
*note to self: never again will you commit such a transgression against yourself. Dummy.
Well, at least last night I had an excuse. I was trying to talk a friend out of doing something really, really stupid - even more stupid than me drinking cheap tequila. Nothing life threatening - at least not in and of itself - but really rash and not very well thought out. Regardless of what I was telling him about mistakes I'd made and dumb shit I'd done because of other people, he had it made up in his mind what he was going to do. He would have felt like an ass if he had actually gone through with it. He emailed me this morning to let me know he was ok and didn't do what he said he was gonna do.
Phew.
I'm at work now, chillin' with my big ass bottle of Glacier Freeze flavored Gatorade. I've been here for 45 minutes and have done exactly zip. 'Spose I should do something, eh?
Yes, as in Pancho Villa brand tequila.
Now, normally I wouldn't touch the shiz with a long stick, much less put it to my lips. But last night I asked Suzette to make me a drink with creme de cassis in it. What I got was a Diablo - cassis, lime juice, tequila, and ginger ale. And you know what? It actually tasted pretty good. So I had a few of them.
*note to self: never again will you commit such a transgression against yourself. Dummy.
Well, at least last night I had an excuse. I was trying to talk a friend out of doing something really, really stupid - even more stupid than me drinking cheap tequila. Nothing life threatening - at least not in and of itself - but really rash and not very well thought out. Regardless of what I was telling him about mistakes I'd made and dumb shit I'd done because of other people, he had it made up in his mind what he was going to do. He would have felt like an ass if he had actually gone through with it. He emailed me this morning to let me know he was ok and didn't do what he said he was gonna do.
Phew.
I'm at work now, chillin' with my big ass bottle of Glacier Freeze flavored Gatorade. I've been here for 45 minutes and have done exactly zip. 'Spose I should do something, eh?
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Patrone, silly boy! Next time, Patrone!
Date: 2001-06-07 09:34 am (UTC)Re: Patrone, silly boy! Next time, Patrone!
Date: 2001-06-07 09:37 am (UTC)I considered drinking Patron, 'cept it seems like a waste putting good tequila in a mixed drink. Patron you sip neat...I should have at least gotten the cocktails with Cuervo or something...
Re: Patrone, silly boy! Next time, Patrone!
Date: 2001-06-07 09:44 am (UTC)It's a little thing I like to call Creating The Illusion Of Work. You too can learn this helpful skill.
[Just noting that we now have three spellings of Patrone/Patron/Pitrone. Working in a bar, I should know the correct spelling. I'm a spelling 'tard lately.]
Re: Patrone, silly boy! Next time, Patrone!
Date: 2001-06-07 09:39 am (UTC)Friday happy hour is HOW long away?!?
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Date: 2001-06-07 09:38 am (UTC)Whoopie.
I, personally, enjoy Pitrone. No training wheels, and no funky face or gasping for air afterwards, but the same, warm, fuzzy effect. *licks lips*
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Date: 2001-06-07 10:32 am (UTC)tell me baby, i need to know.
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Date: 2001-06-07 01:07 pm (UTC)