Happy f**king Friday

[p0tat0es]

I slept like a wee little baby last night...it might have been due to the food coma I went into after gorging myself on pizza, beer, and an ice cream sammich (not all together, thank you), with kam & bizetsy. I even woke up on time today! That's a first. We watched the eMpTyV Moobie Aweirds [sic] last night. No surprises, really...a lot of it was pretty dumb. It is MTV, after all. Highlights: Lil Kim's "outfit"; Zhang Ziyi holding a sword to David Spade's throat...I wish she would have , er, slipped. Sayonara Joe Dirt. Um, Weezer's performance was entertaining, resplendent in the finest in butt rock stage decorations (rock pillars, dry ice fog, a flaming "W", amidst other pyrotechnics). Snoop Dogg's performance as the dirgible captain in their The Mummy Returns spoof was pretty funny too.

It's Friday.

Everybody's workin' for the week-end.

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[crashingcleo.livejournal.com]

Cameron Diaz's whole drunken presence inspired a fury within me the likes of which I've not known for quite some time, and the American Pie girls made me feel like I was watching a sixth grade skit. No one was dressed well (except Samuel L., of course, 'cause he's the baddest mothafucka in the land), and seems no one knows how to give a classy acceptance speech anymore either.

Can you tell I was disappointed?