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found on MySpace:

****'s Blurbs
About me:
about meeh....hmm..so much 2 say..lol..well i reallee have black hair..not da brown/blonde..dark brown eyes...not da hazel...am full asian..not half...got a haircut dat looks ugleee..ewww...am 5'3"..95lbs..was born in a tiight asss city E V E R E T T..hella coo place wount u think? Hung out at PARK$IDE..hahah..thas tiight..pass meeh dat 40..pour foe tha hommies..drink..n blaze up...haha...where u think i get mah crazzzeeness frum duh! holla ing at da hommiees chillin at da 900 block..u guys craaazzieee..j/p..hella coo peeps..dey mah familia...newaise..currently livin everywhere...naw just the Lynnhood..im easygoin..friendly wen i want 2 beeh..n bitchy onlee wen uz bitchy at meeh..Oyea...Crazee onlee wen im intoxicated...no doubt bout dat..so dun phuck wit meeh..u miite get popped in da jaw for sayin wassup...otha den dat...holla at yo own risk...haha..Oyea...one more thang..i AM reallee friendly though...peace
Who I'd like to meet:
my babees daddy...Allen Iverson..where da hell u at? basketball season is ova....n i need mah child support $..so i can put our son on a basketball team...

That shit made my eyes bleed.