Deep in the heart of Tay-hass...

[p0tat0es]

This job isn't giving me a better opinion of Texas.

My loathing of the Lone Star State has been well documented in this journal, and while I may have softened my rhetoric a bit, I remain unmoved by any appeals made in the defense of said state. I'm sure there are plenty of nice folks living around those parts. I just have yet to meet any.

I'm going to take this moment to list some things we can thank Texas for:

Er, well...I can't really think of anything. So instead, here's a list of things that are simply from Texas:

Oil
Longhorn cattle
The Geto Boys
SxSW
George Dubyuh
the fuckin' suck ass Texas Rangers
pollution
other stuff

Comments

Re: two black eyes, ya panda

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

Hey, ZZ Top has majestic flowin' beards, and they're from Texas too!

I like Bedhead much better tho', so I'm almost regretting that I brought it up...