Geshundheit!
How's this for a last name:
COLUNGAMENCHACA.
I wonder what the COLUNGAMENCHACA family reunions are like? I pity the fool who works for the telemarketing firm that has this person's name on the list.
Telemarketer:"Hello, could I speak to Mr. or Mrs. Colun...uh, Colon...game...Colum-game-chacka available?
Mr. or Mrs. Colungamenchaca:Click.
'S gotta kinda suck.