Geshundheit!

[p0tat0es]

How's this for a last name:

COLUNGAMENCHACA.

I wonder what the COLUNGAMENCHACA family reunions are like? I pity the fool who works for the telemarketing firm that has this person's name on the list.

Telemarketer:"Hello, could I speak to Mr. or Mrs. Colun...uh, Colon...game...Colum-game-chacka available?

Mr. or Mrs. Colungamenchaca:Click.

'S gotta kinda suck.