p0tat0es | stolen from someone else

Hell for me is:

*On the CD player: Creed

*On the radio: chances are, if it's being played on the radio, then it is devoid of any artistic merit (save for half of KEXP's output).

*On the TV: talk shows, a la Springer, Oprah, et al.

*In the VCR: Scary Movie 2, and maybe this one video I saw once...

*Your spouse/partner: my girlfriend's brother's ex-girlfriend - she sounds like a real biz-natch.

*Your dinner: with Andre. The Giant.

*Your clothes: my uniform from grade school. Navy blue corduroy hasn't been the same since.

*Your hair: a mullet.

*Your library: Full of books about coding, or romance novels.

*Your dwelling: a tract house in a cul-de-sac.

*Your neighborhood: Anywhere north of 85th, east of 25th, west of 25th, south of the Seattle-Tukwilla border.

*Your job: working for some fat bastard who wore a Rolex that, if sold, could pay down the debt of every third-world nation on the planet. Oh, wait...I did that...

*Having a conversation with: only myself. I'd go nuts after a while, methinks...