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found on MySpace:

****'s Blurbs
About me:
about meeh....hmm..so much 2 say..lol..well i reallee have black hair..not da brown/blonde..dark brown eyes...not da hazel...am full asian..not half...got a haircut dat looks ugleee..ewww...am 5'3"..95lbs..was born in a tiight asss city E V E R E T T..hella coo place wount u think? Hung out at PARK$IDE..hahah..thas tiight..pass meeh dat 40..pour foe tha hommies..drink..n blaze up...haha...where u think i get mah crazzzeeness frum duh! holla ing at da hommiees chillin at da 900 block..u guys craaazzieee..j/p..hella coo peeps..dey mah familia...newaise..currently livin everywhere...naw just the Lynnhood..im easygoin..friendly wen i want 2 beeh..n bitchy onlee wen uz bitchy at meeh..Oyea...Crazee onlee wen im intoxicated...no doubt bout dat..so dun phuck wit meeh..u miite get popped in da jaw for sayin wassup...otha den dat...holla at yo own risk...haha..Oyea...one more thang..i AM reallee friendly though...peace
Who I'd like to meet:
my babees daddy...Allen Iverson..where da hell u at? basketball season is ova....n i need mah child support $..so i can put our son on a basketball team...

That shit made my eyes bleed.

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Sorry dude, that was me. As soon as I get in touch with Alan Iverson and get that child support $, I'll pay for you to get your eyes fixed so they'll stop bleeding. Peace out.

Alan Iverson is my hommiee from tha tiight asss city of E V E R E T T..its a hella coo place...hee is reallee friendly. holla!

i'm kickin it in tha hella coo city of S N O H O... i shud holla at dat shortie so we can KICKIT n git crazieeeeee...............peace