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Well shit...
So I ended up going to Machiavelli...I ended up not eating dinner as well. Therefore, the 4 or 5 Jameson-on-the-rocks I drank hit me pretty hard. I'm niiiiice and toasty right now. I have to get up in 6 hours. Furk.
I'm enjoying the fruity goodness of a Sour Apple Jolly Rancher right now.
Who the fuck thought up "Jolly Rancher" as the name of a kind of candy?
Why didn't they just call it "Hey There Sailor" candy, or maybe "YMCA" candy? Maybe even "Even If You Only Came To Spintron For The $1.00 Well Drinks, You Might Like Boys" candy. I know few ranchers of any sort that would qualify as jolly. There are certainly some homoerotic overtones relating to the whole cowboy-archetype thang, but I'm curious - why a jolly rancher? Santa is jolly. Not ranchers. Not to suggest that Santa is getting extra-frisky with the elve intern or anything, but ya never know.
I'm sooo going to shut the fuck up now. I had a long talk with Mr. Jameson tonight and he managed to get me pretty fuckered up. Gotta sleep so I can wake up and be a good little corporate wage slave tomorrow.
I'm enjoying the fruity goodness of a Sour Apple Jolly Rancher right now.
Who the fuck thought up "Jolly Rancher" as the name of a kind of candy?
Why didn't they just call it "Hey There Sailor" candy, or maybe "YMCA" candy? Maybe even "Even If You Only Came To Spintron For The $1.00 Well Drinks, You Might Like Boys" candy. I know few ranchers of any sort that would qualify as jolly. There are certainly some homoerotic overtones relating to the whole cowboy-archetype thang, but I'm curious - why a jolly rancher? Santa is jolly. Not ranchers. Not to suggest that Santa is getting extra-frisky with the elve intern or anything, but ya never know.
I'm sooo going to shut the fuck up now. I had a long talk with Mr. Jameson tonight and he managed to get me pretty fuckered up. Gotta sleep so I can wake up and be a good little corporate wage slave tomorrow.