Well shit...

[p0tat0es]

So I ended up going to Machiavelli...I ended up not eating dinner as well. Therefore, the 4 or 5 Jameson-on-the-rocks I drank hit me pretty hard. I'm niiiiice and toasty right now. I have to get up in 6 hours. Furk.

I'm enjoying the fruity goodness of a Sour Apple Jolly Rancher right now.

Who the fuck thought up "Jolly Rancher" as the name of a kind of candy?

Why didn't they just call it "Hey There Sailor" candy, or maybe "YMCA" candy? Maybe even "Even If You Only Came To Spintron For The $1.00 Well Drinks, You Might Like Boys" candy. I know few ranchers of any sort that would qualify as jolly. There are certainly some homoerotic overtones relating to the whole cowboy-archetype thang, but I'm curious - why a jolly rancher? Santa is jolly. Not ranchers. Not to suggest that Santa is getting extra-frisky with the elve intern or anything, but ya never know.

I'm sooo going to shut the fuck up now. I had a long talk with Mr. Jameson tonight and he managed to get me pretty fuckered up. Gotta sleep so I can wake up and be a good little corporate wage slave tomorrow.

Comments

hmmm

[sase.livejournal.com]

i think you drank too much

JOLLY RANCHERS

[pidge.livejournal.com]

i think it sounds better than "sassy rancher", no?

[sillyape.livejournal.com]

"Even If You Only Came To Spintron For The $1.00 Well Drinks, You Might Like Boys"

Damn, Ed. That's some funny shit. I mean, sure I used to go up there on Mondays when Peter was bartending for the $1 drinks. But, I mean, I know that I like boys sometimes. I think there are some closeted scenesters in the mix, tho.