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[p0tat0es]

I just ate a poppyseed muffin.

I'm going to go test positive for heroin now.

B-bye!

Comments

ploppyseeds

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

Those don't taste like nothin. They just get all up in your grill and make you look like you been eatin sand.

Re: ploppyseeds

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

Hey, sand can be tasty from time to time.

Re: ploppyseeds

[1tinything.livejournal.com]

Only if you're one of those freaky-ass pika-eating Appalachians or somethin. Those bitches be chawin on laundry starch and thumbtacks and shit!! Damn.

Re: ploppyseeds

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of a "peat moss & beauty bark" kind of guy myself.

Re: ploppyseeds

[vampyrusgirl.livejournal.com]

There is nothing like going to the beach, getting a hot dog, and having just the *tiniest* bit of sand on it when you eat it. That, my friend, is a perfect summer day!