Say "rawwwks" in your best Cookie Monster death metal voice...

John Richards is doing an old school breakfast or something. So far I've heard Maggie Estep (who gained some notoriety from MTV's inital foray into spoken word Unplugged thangs) and King Missile (who gained notoriety for writing songs about detachable penises). Whadda morning,

Wacky wacky wacky. Wubba wubba wubba. Yadda yadda yadda.

Youch

Two paper cuts in as many days. Left ring finger, then left pinky. D'oh.

shoot me now. please.

I think right now would be a good time to start a crack habit. That way I wouln't have to think about fuckin' work and the mountains of bullshit building up around me. I'll take all of my savings and go buy a shitload of crack and smoke it all night and day. Mmmmm...nummy CRACK! Crack at the crack of dawn! Crack all night long! CRACK CRACK CRACK! It's crack-tacular! It's crack-nificent! It's crack-tageous! It's crack-tastic! ARRRRRGHHH!!!