Looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!...

Yeah, I forgot to put on my flair this morning. Phooey. I feel much better now though. My headache last night sucked. There was something I was gonna say, but I don't remember what it was. So I ain't gonna say nothin.

So What'cha Sayin', eh?

I can't wait to go to Vancouver. I miss those wacky Canadians and their cute little accents. They're overwhelmingly polite. Unless you start thowing around terms like "Canuck" and "frog" which many Americans are wont to do after consuming several bottles of Molson. Budweiser and Miller are imports. Old Golds are gold because even our shitty cigarettes are better than their normal ones. And the money is different colors. Those freaking Loonys - someone panhandles you, you reach into your pocket and feel some change, so you toss it at him. Problem is those are dollar coins yr tossing, dumbass. I miss packages measured using the Metric system. I don't really know how much I'm getting, so I don't care. And they're not bathrooms or restrooms - they're "washrooms", eh? I miss the duty-free store, where I can get monster bottles of Jameson for the same price as I'd pay for a fifth here. I'm also planning on getting a bottle of Moskayava (sp?). It's made by the Stolichnaya company I think. It's made with grass. And the bottle is cool. But I've never seen it in the US.

I just hope that the weather holds out. It was beautiful when Anna & I went there last year. I'm hoping for the same this year. I could do without the 2 hour wait at the border coming home though.

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Paper jam? There is no paper jam!

- from Office Space

I hate fax machines.

WOOO HOOO

So I just got some exciting news...my sister Katie is preggers! I'm gonna be an uncle. Again. For the fifth time now. (That's five children between my three sisters, not five for one.) Now it's only me and my brother who are childless. And I'm ok with that. I ain't in no rush to be no baby daddy, thank you. But I'm excited for my sister. Yay. That's one interesting thing in my extended family. Whenever someone dies, someone is born. Our grandmother passed away a few months ago, and now here comes a little one. Veddy interesting.

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I just got the urge for flatbread. Or an Elephant ear, like they make at state fairs and the like.

There's nothing like listening to Chuck D. rhyming over a Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass loop. If you want to hear it, good luck. Try looking up Evolution Control Comittee on Napster.

Thanks Chris

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Home now. Should do some cleaning tonight. We'll see if that actually happens. Paid my phone bill tonight. Goodbye $80-something bucks. I need to save up some serious cash. I realized that I have lots of travelling in the works. First to Vancouver, then North Carolina for the McNally family reunion in June, and then hopefully Europe next year. Man oh man.

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Fell asleep in front of the boob tube. Eating english muffins & hummus (?!) right now. It's fucking freezing in my apartment right now.

All right, that'a all for now.