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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young COLOR COMMENTATOR named CHRIS. He was WANTONLY MEANDERING in the CANCEROUS forest when he met ROSE-COLORED ED, a run-away SUPERMODEL from the IMPAIRED Queen REBECCA.

CHRIS could see that ROSE-COLORED ED was hungry so he reached into his CRANIUM and give him his ENCRUSTED TRIPE SOUP. ROSE-COLORED ED was thankful for CHRIS's TRIPE SOUP, so he told CHRIS a very STONY story about Queen REBECCA's daughter JEN. How her mother, the IMPAIRED Queen REBECCA, kept her locked away in a ABBATOIR protected by a gigantic FRAT BOY, because JEN was so DEJECTED.

CHRIS DIGESTED. He vowed to ROSE-COLORED ED the SUPERMODEL that he would save the DEJECTED JEN. He would FINAGLE the FRAT BOY, and take JEN far away from her eveil mother, the IMPAIRED Queen REBECCA, and SLEEP her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a LOWLY AL ROKER'S WEIGHT LOSS and ROSE-COLORED ED the SUPERMODEL began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic FRAT BOY from his story. IMPAIRED Queen REBECCA OVULATED out from behind a GAZELLE CARCASS and struck CHRIS dead. In the far off ABBATOIR you could hear a GUISH.