It works every time:

[p0tat0es]

St. Ides High Gravity Premium Malt Liquor is the brand of choice with the new generation of malt liquor drinkers. With its high quality, high strength flavor, St. Ides compliments the lifestyle of the fast paced, urban, edgy malt liquor drinker of today.

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[substitute.livejournal.com]

Awesome! They have a site for it now! I've been hoping for one ever since I got a copy of DJ Drank's Greatest Malt Liquor Mix. Do you have that?

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

Yessir - I think I downloaded it from you a while back.

I love their assertion that "St. Ides compliments the lifestyle of the fast paced, urban, edgy malt liquor drinker of today."

Last time I checked, there wasn't anything 'fast paced' about getting blotto and passing out in an alley in a pool of one's own vomit.

[little-old-me.livejournal.com]

could be construed as edgy though....