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It's 2:34 am. I've been drinking for about 8 hours straight. Damn. My girlfriend just called me from Vancouver. She souned about as drunk as I am right now.

Pat and Stacy are sitting next to me right now. They are berrating me right now. They are going to make me sleep on the couch. On the porch.

Really. Feel sorry for me.

Psyche.

Pat (Stacy's brother-in-law) and I are splitting a bottle of peach schnapps right now.

Peach schnapps is reallllly gross. Especially after a half pint of Jameson and a few Guinesses. Ack.

Why am I listening to Harvey Danger right now?

Prolly because that particular song has now ended and now I am listening to C Average. Much better.

The boys are wrestling. Go them.

Bagels and hummus. Fed to me by a goregeous woman. w0rd.

mëtäl is the way.

Get horny now

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