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is a good movie.

It's gonna be a scorcher

'Sposed ta be in the 80s today. By Seattle terms, that's hot. At least I'm dressed appropriately.

Jesus this is funny (long, but still funny)

From The Onion, courtesy of Harper

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Tod A. is neat.

1)You can give your confession tomorrow
If you find a priest dumb enough to believe
Me, I'll just beg, cheat, and borrow
It only hurts when I breathe

2)Headline in the paper screams 'There's no more room in hell,'
Armageddon has been cancelled 'cause the tickets didn't sell.

3)One of these days I'm gonna grow up to be the president
One of these days I'll find the woman of my dreams
One of these days I'll find these truths to be self-evident
One of these days I'll blow my brains out on TV


I love Cop Shoot Cop.

Lucifer: Investment Banker To The Stars

I just did some figuring, and found out that I will have -$6.66 per day until the 15th.

Satan is behind this, I tell ya. Satan.