Numb your tongue with a little of your happy hooch

The grrrl hooked me up with some St. John's wort/kava kava concoction that's supposed to help take the edge off when yr tryin' to quit smoking. (Thanks also has to go to Chris for suggesting it). I think it's helping.

(I'm wondering if it's being 50% grain alcohol has anything to do with it...)



I want a doughnut.

Dead Letter Office

Chase Manhattan Bank (one of the biggest banks around) apparently has a Deceased Unit, which handles account transfers when someone dies (like a spouse).

"Hi, I'm Mr. Smith, the Deceased Unit Supervisor. How can I help you?"

That just struck me as funneh. In a morbid way.