Who would win in a fight?

[p0tat0es]

Rammstein vs. Ministry

Kenny G. vs. Michael Bolton

David Lee Roth vs. Sammy Hagar

Electric Light Orchestra vs. Blue Oyster Cult

Juno vs. Juno Reactor

Miss Murgatroid vs. Missy Elliot

The Bangs vs. The Shins

The Dead Milkmen vs. The Greatful Dead

The Champs vs. The Fucking Champs

The Love Unlimited Orchestra vs. Hater

Bad Religion vs. Bad Company

Britney vs. Christina

LA Guns vs. Guns N Roses

Neil Diamond vs. Neil Hamburger

Botch vs. The Boredoms

Hank Williams Jr. vs. Hank Williams Sr.

Kraftwerk vs. Trans Am

Ani DiFranco vs. Tori Amos

Cibo Matto vs. Shonen Knife

Mudhoney vs. Sweet Honey In The Rock

Gastr Del Sol vs. Los Del Rio

Jim O'Rourke vs. David Grubbs

Brian McMahan vs. David Pajo

Tortoise vs. Slint

Judas Priest vs. Iron Maiden

Raffi vs. Barney

Marilyn Manson vs. Marilyn McCoo (from Solid Gold - you remember...)

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Re: dumb story

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AHHH! I'd pay to see King Diamond vs. Barney...actually, I'd pay to see King Diamond vs. just about anyone, just because it'd be so weird. Maybe he would defeat his opponent by letting loose with an ear-piercing wail and the other competitor's head would explode, like in Scanners. Or something.

How about Kraftwerk vs. all of those Miami Bass guys who sampled all of their records?

Pan Sonic vs. Suicide?
The Scissor Girls vs. The Sun City Girls?
Yngwie Malmsteen vs. everyone in Guitar Center at any given time