eat a chocolate, get some hives

[p0tat0es]

The place I work reminds me of a cross between Office Space and an episode of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom - it's your usual bureaucratic morass, with team managers stalking about rows of cubicles looking for slackers and gossips like a cheetah circling a herd of gazelle drinking at the watering hole.

This place would be a lot cooler if we had Lorne Greene doing the narration, or at least being the voice on our phone tree.

Comments

[crashingcleo.livejournal.com]

If my office had a host, I think it would be Giuliana and that other guy from E! News simply because of the drama quotient.

Not that that would be cool.

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

Giuliana has a big head. Not in an egotistical way. I mean her melon is just big.

[crashingcleo.livejournal.com]

Her forehead is more like an eight head. Ba dum ching!

[sillyape.livejournal.com]

hi, i'm in seattle from 12/16-23. i'm djing the lava lounge on thurs 12/18 from 9 till close. be there, man, with a copy of your latest recorded tracks. seriously.

my celly: 917.627.3497

email me your phone #, mang.

woot