eat a chocolate, get some hives

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The place I work reminds me of a cross between Office Space and an episode of Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom - it's your usual bureaucratic morass, with team managers stalking about rows of cubicles looking for slackers and gossips like a cheetah circling a herd of gazelle drinking at the watering hole.

This place would be a lot cooler if we had Lorne Greene doing the narration, or at least being the voice on our phone tree.