In honor of the day - 666

[p0tat0es]

670 - Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast

665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast

0.666 - Number of the Millibeast

/666 - Beast Common Denominator

666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 - Binary Number of the Beast

1-666 - Area code of the Beast

00666 - Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.
(Must be over 18)

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$710.36 - Price of the Beast plus 6.66% state sales tax

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$606.66 - Price of the Beast at Wal-Mart

$566.66 - Price of the Beast at Costco

Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 - Way of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg - Recommended Daily Allowance of Beast

6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank ($666 minimum deposit)

6-6-6.xls - Spreadsheet of the Beast Word

6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast

666i - BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

6.66" Endowment Of The Beast

v6.6.06 - Version of the Beast

18 - Sum of the Beast</td></tr>


(swiped from the Skin Yard myspace thinger)

Comments

[payforthepiano.livejournal.com]

This might be one of the most retarded things I have ever seen. Ed. I've thought better of you.

[p0tat0es.livejournal.com]

The devil made me do it.

[payforthepiano.livejournal.com]

Still not funny.

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

well, i think it's just swell! imaginary number of the beast? good stuff! i'd like to see the beast factorial, natural log of the beast, and hexidecimal beast...

answers:
1.0106320568407814933908227081299e+1593
6.5012896705403891365758182663347
29A

calculators must be very evil to provide such hellish results...

[circumambulate.livejournal.com]

all tools of science are evil, dontcha know?

[ateolf.livejournal.com]

ooh yeah! if God had intendent us to do fast, precise numeric calculations He would have given us von neumann architecture...

[little-old-me.livejournal.com]

something i learned off wikipedia last night:

Ronald Wilson Reagan (note that there are 6 letters in his first, middle, and last names) lived in number 666 on his block in Bel-Air California until Nancy had their address changed to 668.

makes you wonder if the Ayatollah wasn't on to something, yeah?

(and i so can't take credit for that, because it references that too on wikipedia)